Animal funny joke

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And upon the golden altar they shall spread a cloth of blue, and cover it with a covering of badgers' skins, and shall put to the staves thereof:

Birds are friends of human. Most birds help human by eating some insects. There are many pests hurting the crops in the fields. The birds eat them, keeping the crops from the pests.

Fish meat are great healthy meat to eat. Most fish meat are white in stead of red. Fishing is a good sport. When fishing, you need much more patience than you usually have. It is said fishing increase people's patience.

Wolfs usually live and hunt together as a group. There is a story about wolf. A wolf was caught and put in a bag. A peasant saw it and think it is pathetic and ask the hunter release the wolf. After a while the wolf was released, the wolf said: "I am hungry". So the wolf ate the peasant.

Dogs are part of our family. Dogs can serve as a guard of the house. It is said that the dog's olfaction is ten times sharper than human. You can see that dogs are used in police operation. Dogs will stay with the host no matter how poor the host is but cat will not.

And to the office of Eleazar the son of Aaron the priest pertaineth the oil for the light, and the sweet incense, and the daily meat offering, and the anointing oil, and the oversight of all the tabernacle, and of all that therein is, in the sanctuary, and in the vessels thereof.