Bar joke monkey

Welcome to the bar joke monkey land. Here you can find more information about animals. You can also ask questions about bar joke monkeys. There are a close relation between bar joke monkeys and human. According to the evolution theory, human was evolved from bar joke monkeys. Of course it is a long history.

Turtle is the animal with longest life. It's said thousands of years old turtle and ten thousands of years old tortoise. Turtles are very quiet. The can stay at one place for hours even days without moving.

Bears are almost the strongest animal on the land. Polar bears eat fish. Other bears eat animals. Bears can eat human. There are a lot of stories about fights between bears and human. Actually, more bears were hurt than human in the fights.

Fish meat are great healthy meat to eat. Most fish meat are white in stead of red. Fishing is a good sport. When fishing, you need much more patience than you usually have. It is said fishing increase people's patience.

And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

And upon the golden altar they shall spread a cloth of blue, and cover it with a covering of badgers' skins, and shall put to the staves thereof:

And when Aaron and his sons have made an end of covering the sanctuary, and all the vessels of the sanctuary, as the camp is to set forward; after that, the sons of Kohath shall come to bear but they shall not touch any holy thing, lest they die. These things are the burden of the sons of Kohath in the tabernacle of the congregation.

And when the camp setteth forward, Aaron shall come, and his sons, and they shall take down the covering vail, and cover the ark of testimony with it:

But they shall not go in to see when the holy things are covered, lest they die.

Birds are friends of human. Most birds help human by eating some insects. There are many pests hurting the crops in the fields. The birds eat them, keeping the crops from the pests.

And they shall take all the instruments of ministry, wherewith they minister in the sanctuary, and put them in a cloth of blue, and cover them with a covering of badgers' skins, and shall put them on a bar:

Cut ye not off the tribe of the families of the Kohathites from among the Levites:

Dogs are part of our family. Dogs can serve as a guard of the house. It is said that the dog's olfaction is ten times sharper than human. You can see that dogs are used in police operation. Dogs will stay with the host no matter how poor the host is but cat will not.

Some people say the life is in moving. It's believed that people have to have some exercises to be healthy. But that maybe not right. How can the turtles keep healthy without moving?